The insane asylum in the early morning

Jamie and his daughter

Natedogg himself

Mr Bill Lester, owning the donks online

Yours truly
(Are you digging my badass computer desk?)

The lovebirds

The crackheads

So we're sitting here hanging out on the couch and playing online, when Shawn and Jessica go out on the deck outside to "look at the stars", as apparently that's what the kids call it nowadays. Jamie goes out to check on them and they're both laying flat on their backs on the deck. He came back in and shook his head and left them alone.

Fast-forward an hour and two giggle-boxes come in through the door, finding everything funny. Jessica is sitting next to me on the couch and just bursts out in spontaneous giggles every few minutes. Crackheads. The house is filled with people right now, Bill Lester is playing online, Tim is boning Bill's daughter in the other room, I'm writing this blog, Jessica is making retarded noises trying to quote the Clan of the Cavebear by grunting and Shawn is giggling like a school-girl next to her. Jamie is in my bedroom with his daughter asleep. That's what crackheads like us are doing at 4:30 in the morning. Nathan (Chucky) is somewhere at the casino with pimp-daddy trying to make his living grinding it out in the $4/8, it's a hard knock life to be chucky.

We're finally back in Tunica and will be staying until the 9th when we go to Oklahoma. There'll probably be even more crazy indians there I bet, I've never been there but since the indian territory in Philadelphia, MS, they scare me. I don't know why, but some of them do.

On a completely unrelated note, we left Billy in Philadelphia. He's probably going to be mad at us and send for one of his indian friends to scalp us in our sleep. We were supposed to ride back with him to Tunica, but we had to call the emergency hotline to send us a hot, sexy blonde with a new red porsche to come pick us up. Apparently they ran out of hot, sexy blondes riding porsches, so instead they sent Jessica with her silver jeep. That's how bad we're running right now. Just kidding of course, Jessica is awesome. She's just as fucked up as Shawn is though as their common interest is going to graveyards at night and try to find bodyparts that might be laying around. That sounds like I was trying to make a lame joke and made up some crazy thing that people might do, didn't it? I couldn't even make up something that fucking wild, they are actually into that kind of stuff. It's not their fault though and I can't hold it against them, because Jessica was dropped on her head as a child evidently and Shawn lived under the power-lines and ate a lot of paint chips as a child.

We went shopping yesterday at the high-end retail store known as Wal-Mart. We've lived in this house almost two months now and finally invested in a comforter, pillows, some fans and other assorted junk that amounted to $246,98. I put the new nice sheets on my bed and my comforter and my new euro-inspired, super smooth, silky, comfortable badass pillow of luxuriousness and went smooth the fuck asleep in about five minutes. I might never get out of bed again, seriously. I would be in bed right now if Tim hadn't came in and begged me to let him have my bed so him and Lacey wouldn't have to ... *cough* sleep on the floor.

Poker has been going good, I had to pay my share of the bills and just came back from New Orleans so things weren't looking good. I ended up having one of the best cash-game days I've ever had at 2/4 and won about $6300, then got up today and started off being up $3100 after only an hour of playing. I played another four hours and lost the $3100 and another $900 on top of it. It was a pretty brutal swing, but I started playing really bad towards the end and combined with running bad, it sucked. I need to get myself some of the happy sticks to suck on like the crackheads next to me have been smoking so I can sit and just stare at the wall and giggle too. That looks like a lot of fun. It really does.

That's about all for now, I'm really wanting to go see a movie soon as I just love movies. I can't figure out what new good movies are out for rent though, I know at the theater they're playing Da Vinci Code which I really want to see. I just hope it won't suck, I ended up reading a review on it that said it was awful and that really disappoints me. Da Vinci Code was one of the best books I've ever read.

I just thought of another quick story that is just so sweet I have to share it with ya'll, Shawn and Jamie took Jamies daughter Jayci West down to the park. Apparently they found these three little kittens laying there in really bad shape next to some trash-can or some such, Shawn tried to get Jamie to walk the other way so Jayci West wouldn't see them but she spotted them and ran up to them. Two of them were in bad shape and one was doing alright and moving around, Jayci West immediately wanted to take them home and take care of them. She's four years old and she was just heart-broken that these little poor things were sitting by themselves hungry and without any water. She was bawling her little eyes out when Jamie said we can't take them home. :( Poor thing.