A long overdue update
I haven't really had internet access in quite a while so I haven't been updating anything recently. We left Vegas after the World Series of Donkfest where Chris who had plans of winning $12 million, renting 50 cent for his party and then go and rent the entire Bunny Ranch staff. No shit, he had already planned all this out. Anyway, his hopes go down in flames and we stay a few more days to sweat Andy. Andy went deep and got 299th for like $36,000 so he held the Tunica flag high at least. Well, the Tunica/Filippino flag but whatever works.
We got back to Tunica and the house we moved into earlier just all went to shit with that so we moved out and me and Chris have been in a hotel for like two weeks until today where we moved into a two bedroom apartment. It's not bad at all.
Besides that, we've been absolutely killing this new poker game we found. These couple of donkeys that are widely known as some of the worst players in Tunica invited us to a game at their place. The game was going to be $1/2 Limit with a mix of Triple Draw, Omaha/8, Stud, Stud/8, Pot Limit Draw, Pot Limit Omaha and Razz. The poor guys can barely play hold'em so I managed to win like $240 the first night with them and I might just quit playing at the Horseshoe altogether. This game is too juicy to pass up.
Jokes aside, the group is Donald, Andy, Austin, Mitch, big Chris and me and it might be the toughest lineup in all of the south I swear. It's like the table of people you'd normally hate to sit at but we've had a blast drinking beer and playing poker. We've also played a lot of tennis lately with the same people and that shit is fucking exhausting. Running around and hitting balls is a lot more effort than what it sounds like. There's of course some sidebets going on everything since we're all sick degenerate gamblers but it's a fun group to hang out with.
That's just the update for now, we'll get internet in our apartment soonish and I'll start updating this thing much more often and go back to the bi-daily updates. Just wanted to let you all know I'm still alive!
We got back to Tunica and the house we moved into earlier just all went to shit with that so we moved out and me and Chris have been in a hotel for like two weeks until today where we moved into a two bedroom apartment. It's not bad at all.
Besides that, we've been absolutely killing this new poker game we found. These couple of donkeys that are widely known as some of the worst players in Tunica invited us to a game at their place. The game was going to be $1/2 Limit with a mix of Triple Draw, Omaha/8, Stud, Stud/8, Pot Limit Draw, Pot Limit Omaha and Razz. The poor guys can barely play hold'em so I managed to win like $240 the first night with them and I might just quit playing at the Horseshoe altogether. This game is too juicy to pass up.
Jokes aside, the group is Donald, Andy, Austin, Mitch, big Chris and me and it might be the toughest lineup in all of the south I swear. It's like the table of people you'd normally hate to sit at but we've had a blast drinking beer and playing poker. We've also played a lot of tennis lately with the same people and that shit is fucking exhausting. Running around and hitting balls is a lot more effort than what it sounds like. There's of course some sidebets going on everything since we're all sick degenerate gamblers but it's a fun group to hang out with.
That's just the update for now, we'll get internet in our apartment soonish and I'll start updating this thing much more often and go back to the bi-daily updates. Just wanted to let you all know I'm still alive!
posted by Swede at 3:51 PM
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